{"id":5827,"date":"2008-02-28T09:54:48","date_gmt":"2008-02-28T16:54:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/blog\/2008\/02\/28\/5827\/"},"modified":"2008-03-16T10:02:39","modified_gmt":"2008-03-16T17:02:39","slug":"what-telly-savalas-should-have-said","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/?p=5827","title":{"rendered":"What Telly Savalas Should Have Said"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/gp\/redirect.html%3FASIN=B00004L8IP%26tag=ghosthouse01-20%26lcode=xm2%26cID=2025%26ccmID=165953%26location=\/o\/ASIN\/B00004L8IP%253FSubscriptionId=1N9AHEAQ2F6SVD97BE02\" title=\"Click and drag this image to the post editor\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/ecx.images-amazon.com\/images\/I\/21A5V0PKFEL.jpg\" width=\"99\" \/><\/a>Yo, Chatty Cathy, check this shit out.  It&#8217;s a large bucket and about two hundred pounds of cement.  I bought it at the home supply store.<\/p>\n<p>See, one thing that you should know about me, Chatty Cathy, is I&#8217;m totally fucking crazy.  The very fact I am unabashedly talking to a demonically-possessed doll should be proof of this.<\/p>\n<p>Actually, people are pretty used to me doing things for no easily discernible reason, so yelling at a doll won&#8217;t even register.  Although they might wonder about say&#8230; if I cast a talking doll into a two hundred pound brick of cement&#8230; then took the ferry and dropped it in the center of the bay.  Doll or no, I&#8217;m thinking that spending the next few hundred years cast in cement won&#8217;t be so great for you.<\/p>\n<p>So let&#8217;s &#8220;Chat&#8221;, Chatty Cathy.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Yo, Chatty Cathy, check this shit out. It&#8217;s a large bucket and about two hundred pounds of cement. I bought it at the home supply store. See, one thing that you should know about me, Chatty Cathy, is I&#8217;m totally fucking crazy. The very fact I am unabashedly talking to a demonically-possessed doll should be [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5827","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stardate"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5827","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5827"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5827\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5827"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5827"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5827"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}