{"id":5826,"date":"2008-02-25T17:53:36","date_gmt":"2008-02-26T00:53:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/blog\/2008\/02\/25\/5826\/"},"modified":"2008-03-16T10:24:44","modified_gmt":"2008-03-16T17:24:44","slug":"handpresso-false-idol","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/?p=5826","title":{"rendered":"Handpresso: False Idol!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>BRAIN: dammit shac<br \/>\nBRAIN: why are you not <a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=Hh3eHxtIGxw\">chris crocker<\/a><br \/>\nSHAC: i dont believe you got me to start watching another <a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/user\/itschriscrocker\">chris crocker<\/a> video<br \/>\nBRAIN: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=kHmvkRoEowc\">LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE<\/a><br \/>\nSHAC: you owe me now<br \/>\nSHAC: you can make up for it by buying me a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.handpresso.fr\/\">handpresso<\/a><br \/>\nBRAIN:  whoa handpresso<br \/>\nBRAIN (watching video): do they have sex in this<br \/>\nBRAIN: wow<\/p>\n<p>BRAIN: aspo, bow down to the might that is Handpresso!<br \/>\nASPO: bah<br \/>\nASPO: it uses a fucking pod<br \/>\nBRAIN: what!<br \/>\nBRAIN: disqualify!<br \/>\nASPO: way<br \/>\nASPO: all the taste of paper and stale grinds<br \/>\nBRAIN: all the taste of paper and stale grounds&#8230; outdoors!<br \/>\nASPO: not to mention tepid water<br \/>\nBRAIN: they could at least have sex in this commercial!<br \/>\nASPO: if it wasn&#8217;t ~160dollars<br \/>\nASPO: I might be tempted to try it if it could use ground coffee<br \/>\nBRAIN: \u00c2\u00a1ay caramba!<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/gp\/redirect.html%3FASIN=B0007W4VXI%26tag=ghosthouse01-20%26lcode=xm2%26cID=2025%26ccmID=165953%26location=\/o\/ASIN\/B0007W4VXI%253FSubscriptionId=1N9AHEAQ2F6SVD97BE02\" title=\"Click and drag this image to the post editor\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/ecx.images-amazon.com\/images\/I\/31p9YhtdCmL.jpg\" width=\"116\" \/><\/a>BRAIN: hey you, aspo says it uses a pod!<br \/>\nSHAC: it does<br \/>\nBRAIN: wtf<br \/>\nSHAC: it uses ESE pods<br \/>\nBRAIN: disqualify!<br \/>\nSHAC: thats why <a href=\"http:\/\/podmerchant.com\/\">podmerchant<\/a> is selling it<br \/>\nBRAIN: &#8220;all the taste of paper and stale grounds&#8230; outdoors!&#8221;<br \/>\nSHAC: thats the beauty of it. you can make espresso while camping<br \/>\nBRAIN: and then have sex?<br \/>\nSHAC: yes and then have sex<br \/>\nBRAIN: ok then<br \/>\nSHAC: the pods are sealed like jerky pouches<br \/>\nBRAIN: beef coffee?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>BRAIN: dammit shac BRAIN: why are you not chris crocker SHAC: i dont believe you got me to start watching another chris crocker video BRAIN: LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE SHAC: you owe me now SHAC: you can make up for it by buying me a handpresso BRAIN: whoa handpresso BRAIN (watching video): do they have sex [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5826","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stardate"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5826","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5826"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5826\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5826"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5826"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5826"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}