{"id":5807,"date":"2007-12-21T21:09:24","date_gmt":"2007-12-22T04:09:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/blog\/2007\/12\/21\/5807\/"},"modified":"2007-12-21T21:09:24","modified_gmt":"2007-12-22T04:09:24","slug":"shepherds-magic","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/?p=5807","title":{"rendered":"Shepherd&#8217;s Magic"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/gp\/redirect.html%3FASIN=B0000AYJUW%26tag=ghosthouse01-20%26lcode=xm2%26cID=2025%26ccmID=165953%26location=\/o\/ASIN\/B0000AYJUW%253FSubscriptionId=1N9AHEAQ2F6SVD97BE02\" title=\"Click and drag this image to the post editor\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/ecx.images-amazon.com\/images\/I\/316HX5Q99TL.jpg\" width=\"123\" \/><\/a>It&#8217;s the season: we&#8217;re watching &#8220;A Christmas Story.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>You know the fake swear words Ralphie&#8217;s dad says?  I am convinced that if you transcribe all of them, you&#8217;ll get a magic spell.  Maybe it makes everything taste like Ovaltine, or freeze your target&#8217;s tongue to something.  Or shoots their eye out.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s the season: we&#8217;re watching &#8220;A Christmas Story.&#8221; You know the fake swear words Ralphie&#8217;s dad says? I am convinced that if you transcribe all of them, you&#8217;ll get a magic spell. Maybe it makes everything taste like Ovaltine, or freeze your target&#8217;s tongue to something. Or shoots their eye out.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5807","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stardate"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5807","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5807"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5807\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5807"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5807"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5807"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}