{"id":5802,"date":"2007-12-13T15:26:26","date_gmt":"2007-12-13T22:26:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/blog\/2007\/12\/13\/5802\/"},"modified":"2007-12-13T15:26:26","modified_gmt":"2007-12-13T22:26:26","slug":"gold-leg","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/?p=5802","title":{"rendered":"Gold Leg"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/news.bbc.co.uk\/2\/hi\/south_asia\/7142920.stm\">Thieves cut off man&#8217;s &#8216;holy leg&#8217;<\/a><\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Police in southern India are hunting for two men who attacked a Hindu holy man, cut off his right leg and then made off with it.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>BRAIN: hey, you don&#8217;t eat a leg like that all at once!<\/p>\n<p>SAMIR: so the messed up thing<br \/>\nSAMIR: is I&#8217;ve met this guy<\/p>\n<p>BRAIN: you missed your chance<br \/>\nBRAIN: shoulda cut off the leg while the getting was good<\/p>\n<p>SAMIR: and if I remember right<br \/>\nSAMIR: he got a ton of donations<br \/>\nSAMIR: and money<br \/>\nSAMIR: just for&#8230; being holy<\/p>\n<p>BRAIN: now there&#8217;s a racket<\/p>\n<p>SAMIR: so they made a leg of gold<br \/>\nSAMIR: like a solid gold leg<br \/>\nSAMIR: molded off of his<br \/>\nSAMIR: and donated it to the temple<br \/>\nSAMIR: you&#8217;d think THAT was the thing to steal<\/p>\n<p>BRAIN: don&#8217;t be silly<br \/>\nBRAIN: can&#8217;t eat a gold leg<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Thieves cut off man&#8217;s &#8216;holy leg&#8217; Police in southern India are hunting for two men who attacked a Hindu holy man, cut off his right leg and then made off with it. BRAIN: hey, you don&#8217;t eat a leg like that all at once! SAMIR: so the messed up thing SAMIR: is I&#8217;ve met this [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5802","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stardate"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5802","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5802"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5802\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5802"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5802"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5802"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}