{"id":5799,"date":"2007-12-07T13:12:03","date_gmt":"2007-12-07T20:12:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/blog\/2007\/12\/07\/5799\/"},"modified":"2007-12-07T13:12:03","modified_gmt":"2007-12-07T20:12:03","slug":"bad-santa","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/?p=5799","title":{"rendered":"Bad Santa"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>SAM: what no one considers<br \/>\nSAM: in the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.theregister.co.uk\/2007\/12\/03\/santa_filth_outrage\/\">santabot scandal<\/a><br \/>\nSAM: is that perhaps they patterned it after the real santa?<br \/>\nSAM: how do we know he&#8217;s not an oral fiend?<br \/>\nSAM: think about it: he hires ELVES&#8230;<br \/>\nSAM: he could have taller people. what are elves good for?<br \/>\nSAM: they&#8217;re perfect blowjob height<\/p>\n<p>BRAIN: this is why you never get presents<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>SAM: what no one considers SAM: in the santabot scandal SAM: is that perhaps they patterned it after the real santa? SAM: how do we know he&#8217;s not an oral fiend? SAM: think about it: he hires ELVES&#8230; SAM: he could have taller people. what are elves good for? SAM: they&#8217;re perfect blowjob height BRAIN: [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5799","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stardate"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5799","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5799"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5799\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5799"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5799"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5799"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}