{"id":5797,"date":"2007-12-05T00:16:51","date_gmt":"2007-12-05T07:16:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/blog\/2007\/12\/05\/5797\/"},"modified":"2007-12-05T00:16:51","modified_gmt":"2007-12-05T07:16:51","slug":"homeless-love-story","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/?p=5797","title":{"rendered":"Homeless Love Story"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>BRIAN: It&#8217;s totally lame that &#8220;homeless love story&#8221;<br \/>\nBRIAN: wasn&#8217;t an actual musical<br \/>\nBRIAN: and instead was some kind of half documentary thing<\/p>\n<p>KARUNA: what, you wanted it to be two homeless people<br \/>\nKARUNA:  singing to each other<br \/>\nKARUNA:  about how they were in love with each other?<\/p>\n<p>BRIAN: Well&#8230; yes<br \/>\nBRIAN: Because THAT IS WHAT A MUSICAL IS.<\/p>\n<p>KARUNA:  But&#8230; wouldn&#8217;t that be making fun of homeless people?<\/p>\n<p>BRIAN: This is why you are all destined to be slaves to Doom.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>BRIAN: It&#8217;s totally lame that &#8220;homeless love story&#8221; BRIAN: wasn&#8217;t an actual musical BRIAN: and instead was some kind of half documentary thing KARUNA: what, you wanted it to be two homeless people KARUNA: singing to each other KARUNA: about how they were in love with each other? BRIAN: Well&#8230; yes BRIAN: Because THAT IS [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5797","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stardate"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5797","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5797"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5797\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5797"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5797"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5797"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}