{"id":5788,"date":"2007-11-13T14:45:06","date_gmt":"2007-11-13T21:45:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/blog\/2007\/11\/13\/5788\/"},"modified":"2007-11-13T14:45:06","modified_gmt":"2007-11-13T21:45:06","slug":"cut-off-that-elephant","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/?p=5788","title":{"rendered":"Cut off that elephant"},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote><p>&#8220;The elephants get drunk all the time. It is becoming really dangerous. We need to stop making alcohol available to them,&#8221; the 26-year-old socialite was quoted as saying by the World Entertainment News Network&#8217;s Web site.\u00c2\u00a0<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>\u00c2\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>Call me insensitive, but somehow <a href=\"http:\/\/news.yahoo.com\/s\/ap\/20071113\/ap_en_ot\/people_paris_hilton\">this doesn&#8217;t seem to be a real serious problem<\/a> to center a charity around&#8230; Maybe all the real charities told Paris to piss off?<\/p>\n<p>But what&#8217;re you gonna do?  The elephant says &#8220;gimme another Bud, you tiny liddle sunuvabitshh&#8230; I&#8217;ll stomp yer hairlesssss monkey ass&#8230; flat.  FLAT!&#8221;  And you say &#8220;uh sir I think you&#8217;ve had enough&#8230;&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>ERICH: There should be an indian beer company that uses this to their marketing advantage<br \/>\nBRAIN: yeah their emblem can be an elephant stepping on Paris&#8217; head<br \/>\nBRAIN: while brandishing an empty beer bottle<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;The elephants get drunk all the time. It is becoming really dangerous. We need to stop making alcohol available to them,&#8221; the 26-year-old socialite was quoted as saying by the World Entertainment News Network&#8217;s Web site.\u00c2\u00a0 \u00c2\u00a0 Call me insensitive, but somehow this doesn&#8217;t seem to be a real serious problem to center a charity [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5788","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stardate"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5788","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5788"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5788\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5788"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5788"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5788"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}