{"id":5784,"date":"2007-11-06T12:13:19","date_gmt":"2007-11-06T19:13:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/blog\/2007\/11\/06\/5784\/"},"modified":"2007-11-06T12:13:19","modified_gmt":"2007-11-06T19:13:19","slug":"car-wreck-in-reverse","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/?p=5784","title":{"rendered":"Car Wreck In Reverse"},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote><p>\nLULU: really into ANTM reruns now<br \/>\nBRAIN: ugh, don&#8217;t waste your life like that&#8230; wait, what is ANTM?<br \/>\nLULU: heh&#8230;America&#8217;s Next Top Model<br \/>\nLULU: it&#8217;s great to watch back-to-back with Biggest Loser<br \/>\nBRAIN: oh my<br \/>\nLULU: watching the fat people get thin is like watching a car wreck in reverse.<br \/>\nBRAIN: wow.  emminently quotable<br \/>\nLULU: i just came up with it too.  it&#8217;s good, huh?<br \/>\nBRAIN: write that one down<br \/>\nLULU: well, i guess i sorta did<br \/>\nBRAIN: sorta!<br \/>\nLULU: you can use it in a script, iffin&#8217; you wanna<br \/>\nBRAIN: I restarted my blog so I&#8217;ll cram it in that<br \/>\nLULU: oh good!  i&#8217;m glad to know i&#8217;ll be a published author\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>LULU: really into ANTM reruns now BRAIN: ugh, don&#8217;t waste your life like that&#8230; wait, what is ANTM? LULU: heh&#8230;America&#8217;s Next Top Model LULU: it&#8217;s great to watch back-to-back with Biggest Loser BRAIN: oh my LULU: watching the fat people get thin is like watching a car wreck in reverse. BRAIN: wow. emminently quotable LULU: [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5784","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stardate"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5784","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5784"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5784\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5784"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5784"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5784"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}