We saw the Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy today- it was so-so.<\/p>\n
\nThe director stepped on a lot of the funny lines, or maybe the actors were to blame- did they not understand what they were saying? I see this happen a lot with actors. Either they are bad actors or they have a skewed impression of what the significance of the line is.<\/p>\n\nThe Trillian-Arthur romance was wholly unnecessary, as was the theme of “Arthur learns a lesson.” Arthur was funny being a boring person in the book\/radio play\/TV show! He just wants tea! Don’t try to make him a likeable person! And while Mos Def was great as Ford, he was robbed of some of that character’s traditional irrational mania by poor writing adaptation. <\/p>\n\nIn case you think this was just the book to screen translation, let me point out that a lot of the same jokes were in the BBC version, and they were still funny there. Ford missed out on some of his funniest lines, including the description of what a “teaser” is, and one-liners like “the best way to get a drink out of a vogon- stick your finger down his throat” and “what’s the worst thing about being drunk? Ask a glass of water.”<\/p>\n\nJohn Malkovich’s segment was also weirdly unnecessary. There were a lot of opportunities for insane and fun exposition that were passed up, such as the description of who let them on the Vogon ship (BBC FORD: “The Dentrassi must really hate the Vogons”). Marvin was more self-pitying than his more arrogant and nihilistic BBC self. And the writer seemingly purposely misinterpreted the phrase “the Restaurant at the End of the Universe” – it’s not on one SIDE of the universe- it’s at the ENDING, when it ceases to exist- not a where, but a when. Like the credits of a movie, say.<\/p>\n\nOn the other hand, the Heart of Gold was very very nice, inside and out. The Vogons were awesome. Magrathea was cool. My favorite part: the architects of Deep Thought, and the spectacle of the celebration surrounding the completion of Deep Thought’s calculation. Imagine Woodstock, except you have been waiting for it for 7.5 million years. It was pretty well done. <\/p>\n\nOther good points: Cameo by the BBC Marvin was pretty cool, as well as the old Arthur Dent playing the Magrathean security system. And was that Douglas Adams’ face at the very end? Plenty of inside jokes like that, including the jewelled crabs the Vogons crush for fun, and the Bugblatter Beast. Having the Vogons “beaten” (avoided?) by paperwork was pretty cool.<\/p>\n\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"We saw the Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy today- it was so-so. The director stepped on a lot of the funny lines, or maybe the actors were to blame- did they not understand what they were saying? I see this happen a lot with actors. Either they are bad actors or they have a skewed […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5729","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-looky"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5729","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5729"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5729\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5729"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5729"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5729"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}