{"id":5701,"date":"2005-04-26T17:52:17","date_gmt":"2005-04-27T01:52:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/blog\/2005\/04\/26\/5701\/"},"modified":"2005-04-26T17:52:17","modified_gmt":"2005-04-27T01:52:17","slug":"steps-to-success","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/?p=5701","title":{"rendered":"Steps to Success"},"content":{"rendered":"

step one: tell everyone “core” hours are 10-6
\nstep two: wait a few years
\nstep three: tell team there is a meeting at 8 am
\nstep four: break brian’s car
\nstep five: don’t show up to own meeting. Laugh maniacally.<\/p>\n

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Damn I’m wiped. I took public transportation for the first time to this job to get to a meeting that even the manager who called it was late for. Whee!<\/p>\n

\nToo bad I’m broke; normally I would treat myself to something today.<\/p>\n

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DGIES: step six: head mounted on a pike as a warning to others<\/p>\n

SOWINGS: step seven: profit<\/p>\n

DGIES: that’s a different plan<\/p>\n

DGIES: 1. steal team’s underpants<\/p>\n

DGIES: 2. ???<\/p>\n

DGIES: 3. profit!<\/p>\n

SOWINGS: maybe step 2 there is “don’t show up to your own meeting”<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

step one: tell everyone “core” hours are 10-6 step two: wait a few years step three: tell team there is a meeting at 8 am step four: break brian’s car step five: don’t show up to own meeting. Laugh maniacally. Damn I’m wiped. I took public transportation for the first time to this job to […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5701","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-looky"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5701","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5701"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5701\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5701"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5701"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5701"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}