{"id":5664,"date":"2005-03-15T10:30:34","date_gmt":"2005-03-15T18:30:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/blog\/2005\/03\/15\/5664\/"},"modified":"2005-03-15T10:30:34","modified_gmt":"2005-03-15T18:30:34","slug":"dishwasher-at-work","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/?p=5664","title":{"rendered":"Dishwasher at Work"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>We have a dishwasher at work.  Which is cool, because we use a lot of dishes&#8230; however there is a serious problem of people not loading the dishwasher, instead leaving their dishes in the sink.  If you don&#8217;t want to work somewhere which smells like a frathouse, you have no choice but to put the dishes in the machine yourself&#8230;<\/p>\n<p \/>\nMinor I know, but still annoying. The protocol should be very simple:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<lI>Rinse your dirty dish, put it in the dishwashing machine<\/lI><br \/>\n<lI>If the machine is running, you can leave it in the sink.  Come back later though!<\/lI><\/p>\n<li>If you are taking a clean dish from the dishwasher, you have to unload the rest of the clean dishes.<br \/>\n<lI>If the machine is full and not running, whether you are picking up or dropping off, unload the dishes before taking or leaving a glass<\/lI>\n<\/ul>\n<p \/>\nToday I got in and found that someone had apparently tried to wash the dishes with yogurt.  A long smear of white goo, possibly a detergent which we hadn&#8217;t previously stocked; possibly <i>not detergent at all<\/i>, was running down the inside of the machine.  <\/p>\n<p \/>\nGah.  Need more coffee.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We have a dishwasher at work. Which is cool, because we use a lot of dishes&#8230; however there is a serious problem of people not loading the dishwasher, instead leaving their dishes in the sink. If you don&#8217;t want to work somewhere which smells like a frathouse, you have no choice but to put the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5664","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-looky"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5664","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5664"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5664\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5664"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5664"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5664"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}