{"id":5567,"date":"2004-12-16T14:56:04","date_gmt":"2004-12-16T22:56:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/blog\/2004\/12\/16\/5567\/"},"modified":"2004-12-16T14:56:04","modified_gmt":"2004-12-16T22:56:04","slug":"moment-of-zen-10-deja-vu","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/?p=5567","title":{"rendered":"Moment of Zen #10 &#8211; Deja Vu"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"quote\">\n<p class=\"quote\">SHAC:  i think when i ordered your xmas present i checked on the &#8220;please send it to china first&#8221; box\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"quote\">SHAC:  i think it will be here by easter\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"quote\">BRAIN:  good work\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"quote\">BRAIN:  is it a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.zeromachine.com\/archives\/2003\/07\/17\/19.26.55\/\">dead hooker<\/a>?\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"quote\">SHAC:  dammit\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"quote\">SHAC:  now i hafta return it and order something so it will be a suprise\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>SHAC: i think when i ordered your xmas present i checked on the &#8220;please send it to china first&#8221; box SHAC: i think it will be here by easter BRAIN: good work BRAIN: is it a dead hooker? SHAC: dammit SHAC: now i hafta return it and order something so it will be a suprise<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5567","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-looky"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5567","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5567"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5567\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5567"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5567"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5567"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}