{"id":5177,"date":"2004-03-29T11:46:02","date_gmt":"2004-03-29T19:46:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/blog\/2004\/03\/29\/5177\/"},"modified":"2004-03-29T11:46:02","modified_gmt":"2004-03-29T19:46:02","slug":"stupid-stupid-stupid","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/?p=5177","title":{"rendered":"Stupid stupid stupid"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I wonder how many calories are in the glue from a single non-self-adhesive stamp? <\/p>\n<p \/>\nI wonder how many calories you GET from licking a single non-self-adhesive stamp?<\/p>\n<p \/>\nI wonder how many calories you burn by licking a single non-self-adhesive stamp?<\/p>\n<p \/>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I wonder how many calories are in the glue from a single non-self-adhesive stamp? I wonder how many calories you GET from licking a single non-self-adhesive stamp? I wonder how many calories you burn by licking a single non-self-adhesive stamp?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5177","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-looky"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5177","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5177"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5177\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5177"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5177"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5177"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}