{"id":5099,"date":"2004-02-21T19:51:16","date_gmt":"2004-02-22T03:51:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/blog\/2004\/02\/21\/5099\/"},"modified":"2004-02-21T19:51:16","modified_gmt":"2004-02-22T03:51:16","slug":"ill-take-sex-clowns-for-500-alex","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/?p=5099","title":{"rendered":"I&#8217;ll Take &#8220;Sex Clowns&#8221; for $500, Alex"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m working on the subtitles for different languages on our DVD for &#8220;Xtremely Xtreme.&#8221;  So far we&#8217;ve got English closed-captioning, Japanese, and Vietnamese, and North American Spanish is on the way.<\/p>\n<p \/>\n<p>I have no way of knowing how accurate the translations are&#8230; except on the Japanese one, where I walked through the entire script line by line with the translator, my friend Kazue.<\/p>\n<p \/>\n<p>Some of the lines were especially tricky- for example, at one point a character says:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><center>JENNIFER<br \/>\nIt wasn&#8217;t exactly rocket science.<\/center>\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Obviously you can&#8217;t directly translate that.  We used a lot of slang in the script&#8230; the Japanese version says something like &#8220;Even a monkey could have done it.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p \/>\n<p>I think to make this easier next time, I need to write a transcript explicitly for the translators, with all the slang stripped out.<\/p>\n<p \/>\n<p>  BRIAN: the clown in the japanese version says<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><center>CLOWN<br \/>so I was saying before, maybe we could try a different hole, huh?<\/center><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>\nSHAC: that works i spose<br \/>\nBRIAN: it&#8217;s funny<br \/>\nSHAC:  if by hole.. japanese wud take it sexually<br \/>\nSHAC:  kaz thinks so?<br \/>\nBRIAN: oh yes<br \/>\nBRIAN: I mean consider the context<br \/>\nSHAC:  well.. we are somewhat&#8230; de-sensitized?<br \/>\nSHAC:  like.. now whenever i see a clown<br \/>\nSHAC:  im gonna think of matt and anal sex<br \/>\nBRIAN: we should tell bret about that<br \/>\nBRIAN: maybe he would start crying<br \/>\nSHAC:  is bret clourophobic?<br \/>\nBRIAN: he&#8217;s the one who told wall about the clown sex thing<br \/>\nBRIAN: he was like traumatized<br \/>\nSHAC:  i dont know if i got that spelling right<br \/>\nBRIAN: it was pretty damn funny<br \/>\nBRIAN: at one point I heard about his upcoming wedding<br \/>\nBRIAN: and I asked ray &#8220;dude, we should show up as sex clowns.&#8221;<br \/>\nBRIAN: and she said &#8220;he would kill you.&#8221;<br \/>\nBRIAN: I&#8217;m like &#8220;yeah it would be hysterical&#8221;<br \/>\nBRIAN: she says &#8220;no, I mean he would actually kill you.&#8221; <br \/>\nBRIAN: &#8220;like he would run amok  and try to strangle you.&#8221;<br \/>\nSHAC:  ahh.. <a href=\"http:\/\/weblog.ihateclowns.net\/\">coulrophobia<\/a><br \/>\nSHAC:  i think<br \/>\nSHAC:  bah screw it<br \/>\nBRIAN: trivia<br \/>\nSHAC:  if asked on jeopardy i wud be able to say it well enuf to get the $500<br \/>\nBRIAN:  remember to phrase it in the form of a question<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m working on the subtitles for different languages on our DVD for &#8220;Xtremely Xtreme.&#8221; So far we&#8217;ve got English closed-captioning, Japanese, and Vietnamese, and North American Spanish is on the way. I have no way of knowing how accurate the translations are&#8230; except on the Japanese one, where I walked through the entire script line [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5099","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-looky"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5099","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5099"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5099\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5099"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5099"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5099"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}