{"id":5066,"date":"2004-02-09T11:03:00","date_gmt":"2004-02-09T19:03:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/blog\/2004\/02\/09\/5066\/"},"modified":"2004-02-09T11:03:00","modified_gmt":"2004-02-09T19:03:00","slug":"no-chicken-bun-for-you","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/?p=5066","title":{"rendered":"No Chicken Bun For You!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I had a craving this morning for a steamed chicken bun for breakfast.  Hong Kong Bakery in Mountain View has great ones&#8230;  I called up ShaC and offered him one, and drove over.<\/p>\n<p \/>\nExcept when I got there, they didn&#8217;t have any that day.  Only pork buns (which are still extremely good).  Apparently the chicken supplier was flaking today&#8230;  when I made a joke about Asian Bird Flu the counter girl just looked at me quizzically.<\/p>\n<p \/>\n<blockquote><p>SHAC:  they need to take the chickens off of egg laying duty and make them lay more buns<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p \/>\n<p>I don&#8217;t know why, but I&#8217;m compelled to pull apart the bun before I eat it.  Maybe just to look at the stuff inside&#8230;  I do this with a lot of different finger-foods.<\/p>\n<p \/>\n<p>This used to drive my roommate Richele insane.  She would start screaming &#8220;STOP PICKING APART YOUR FOOD AND JUST TAKE A BITE OUT OF IT!!  YOU EAT LIKE A LITTLE MONKEY!!!&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I had a craving this morning for a steamed chicken bun for breakfast. Hong Kong Bakery in Mountain View has great ones&#8230; I called up ShaC and offered him one, and drove over. Except when I got there, they didn&#8217;t have any that day. Only pork buns (which are still extremely good). Apparently the chicken [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5066","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-looky"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5066","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5066"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5066\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5066"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5066"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5066"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}