{"id":4868,"date":"2003-12-06T11:20:17","date_gmt":"2003-12-06T19:20:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/blog\/2003\/12\/06\/4868\/"},"modified":"2003-12-06T11:20:17","modified_gmt":"2003-12-06T19:20:17","slug":"cleaning-the-bathroom","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/?p=4868","title":{"rendered":"Cleaning the Bathroom"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>BRIAN:  Sweetie, I have some good news, and some bad news.<br \/>\nDIANE:  Just from cleaning the bathroom?!<br \/>\nBRIAN:  The good news is I vacuumed up a lot of your hair off the floor&#8230;<br \/>\nDIANE:  Uh oh.  You didn&#8217;t spill bleach all over the house again did you?<br \/>\nBRIAN:  The bad news is there was so much of it I knit another fiance.<br \/>\nDIANE:  &#8230;?<br \/>\nBRIAN:  And we&#8217;re in love and running away together.<br \/>\nDIANE:  THAT&#8217;S NOT FUNNY!!<br \/>\nBRIAN:  Ha ha<br \/>\nDIANE:  You&#8217;d leave me for a HAIRBALL?!?<br \/>\nBRIAN:  It&#8217;s a JOKE sweetie&#8230; besides it&#8217;s YOUR hair.<br \/>\nDIANE:  You&#8217;d leave me for a hairball you JUST MET?!?!<\/p>\n<p \/>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>BRIAN: Sweetie, I have some good news, and some bad news. DIANE: Just from cleaning the bathroom?! BRIAN: The good news is I vacuumed up a lot of your hair off the floor&#8230; DIANE: Uh oh. You didn&#8217;t spill bleach all over the house again did you? BRIAN: The bad news is there was so [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4868","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-looky"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4868","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4868"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4868\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4868"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4868"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4868"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}