{"id":4856,"date":"2003-12-04T23:30:28","date_gmt":"2003-12-05T07:30:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/blog\/2003\/12\/04\/4856\/"},"modified":"2003-12-04T23:30:28","modified_gmt":"2003-12-05T07:30:28","slug":"why-shacolby-never-gets-his-mail","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/?p=4856","title":{"rendered":"Why ShaColby Never Gets His Mail"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>SHAC:  i sent the girl an invoice for the pants and told her i can either send UPS or USPS<br \/>\nSHAC:  and that USPS will be faster but their tracking sucks&#8230;<br \/>\nSHAC:  and they lose packages too much<br \/>\nSHAC:  she replied saying &#8220;please send w\/ USPS&#8230; i work for the post office&#8221;<br \/>\nBRIAN:  oops!<br \/>\nSHAC:  i think shes threatening my life!<\/p>\n<p \/>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>SHAC: i sent the girl an invoice for the pants and told her i can either send UPS or USPS SHAC: and that USPS will be faster but their tracking sucks&#8230; SHAC: and they lose packages too much SHAC: she replied saying &#8220;please send w\/ USPS&#8230; i work for the post office&#8221; BRIAN: oops! SHAC: [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4856","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-looky"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4856","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4856"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4856\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4856"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4856"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4856"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}