{"id":4828,"date":"2003-11-26T00:14:30","date_gmt":"2003-11-26T08:14:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/blog\/2003\/11\/26\/4828\/"},"modified":"2003-11-26T00:14:30","modified_gmt":"2003-11-26T08:14:30","slug":"cold-hot-chocolate","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/?p=4828","title":{"rendered":"Cold Hot Chocolate"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This really happened to us in Tokyo:<\/p>\n<p \/>\nBRIAN:  one hot chocolate please<br \/>\nBARISTA:  hot or cold?<br \/>\nBRIAN:  What?  what are you talking about?<br \/>\nBARISTA:  do you want your drink hot or cold?<br \/>\nBRIAN:  What the hell are you talking about?   How can you have a cold hot chocolate?<br \/>\nAARON:  Whoa there.<br \/>\nBRIAN:  I mean a cold hot chocolate is just chocolate milk!!!<br \/>\nBARISTA:  ??<br \/>\nAARON:  He wants it hot.<br \/>\nBARISTA:  Hot!  Thank you!<br \/>\nAARON:  And I would like a lemonade.<br \/>\nBARISTA:  Hot or cold?<br \/>\nBRIAN:  AAAIIIIGH!!!<\/p>\n<p \/>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This really happened to us in Tokyo: BRIAN: one hot chocolate please BARISTA: hot or cold? BRIAN: What? what are you talking about? BARISTA: do you want your drink hot or cold? BRIAN: What the hell are you talking about? How can you have a cold hot chocolate? AARON: Whoa there. BRIAN: I mean a [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4828","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-looky"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4828","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4828"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4828\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4828"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4828"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4828"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}