{"id":4827,"date":"2003-11-25T22:22:38","date_gmt":"2003-11-26T06:22:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/blog\/2003\/11\/25\/4827\/"},"modified":"2003-11-25T22:22:38","modified_gmt":"2003-11-26T06:22:38","slug":"moment-of-zen-9-britney","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/?p=4827","title":{"rendered":"Moment of Zen #9 &#8211; Britney"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>BRIAN:  I wish MTV would expose their schedule as a web service [for <a href=\"http:\/\/www.apple.com\/macosx\/features\/sherlock\/\">Sherlock<\/a>] <br \/>\nBRIAN:  their entries in TV Guide are notoriously inaccurate. <br \/>\nRAND: you watch too much mtv <br \/>\nBRIAN:  I wish I could&#8230; they rarely show videos! <br \/>\nBRIAN: that&#8217;s what I want the schedule for <br \/>\nRAND: yeah, have it page you whenever a new britney video comes on <br \/>\nBRIAN: britney is soiled <br \/>\nRAND:  I so don&#8217;t care <br \/>\nRAND:   did you hear playboy made her an offer? <br \/>\nBRIAN:  madonna&#8217;s mouth has been on her <br \/>\nBRIAN: I feel yucky looking at her now <br \/>\nRAND:  she was used    <br \/>\nRAND: like that little boy at neverland ranch<\/p>\n<p \/>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>BRIAN: I wish MTV would expose their schedule as a web service [for Sherlock] BRIAN: their entries in TV Guide are notoriously inaccurate. RAND: you watch too much mtv BRIAN: I wish I could&#8230; they rarely show videos! BRIAN: that&#8217;s what I want the schedule for RAND: yeah, have it page you whenever a new [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4827","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-looky"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4827","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4827"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4827\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4827"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4827"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4827"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}