{"id":4730,"date":"2003-11-06T11:19:00","date_gmt":"2003-11-06T19:19:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/blog\/2003\/11\/06\/4730\/"},"modified":"2003-11-06T11:19:00","modified_gmt":"2003-11-06T19:19:00","slug":"now-with-more-parrot","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/?p=4730","title":{"rendered":"Now with more Parrot"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"now with more parrot!\" src=\"http:\/\/www.zeromachine.com\/archives\/parrot_milk.gif\" width=112 height=215 align=left \/>You know how milk is color-coded by what type of milk it is?  It&#8217;s not consistent across companies, so it&#8217;s not like an industry standard or anything, but for example the Whole Milk will have a red label, the Reduced Fat (2%) will be blue, the Low Fat (1%) will be green, the Non Fat will be pink&#8230; and but for the color differences, they all have the same general design.  Sometimes you get exotic types of milk like Butter Milk or Heavy Cream, or Eggnog.<\/p>\n<p \/>\nI dreamed last night that I was looking at a half-gallon carton of milk, mostly white with a pastel green label.  Where the phrase &#8220;Reduced Fat Milk&#8221; would usually be, there was just a single word:  <b>PARROT<\/b>.<\/p>\n<p \/>\nSo now my question is, is it Parrot-Flavored Milk?  Maybe made with actual Parrot?  Or milk for consumption by parrots?  I can just see a parrot dairy with rows and rows of parrots being milked.<\/p>\n<p \/>\nOr maybe there is no milk in there at all, just a parrot.  I totally should have bought one just to find out.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You know how milk is color-coded by what type of milk it is? It&#8217;s not consistent across companies, so it&#8217;s not like an industry standard or anything, but for example the Whole Milk will have a red label, the Reduced Fat (2%) will be blue, the Low Fat (1%) will be green, the Non Fat [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4730","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-looky"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4730","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4730"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4730\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4730"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4730"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4730"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}