{"id":4729,"date":"2003-11-05T20:56:25","date_gmt":"2003-11-06T04:56:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/blog\/2003\/11\/05\/4729\/"},"modified":"2003-11-05T20:56:25","modified_gmt":"2003-11-06T04:56:25","slug":"they-stole-my-idea-3","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/?p=4729","title":{"rendered":"They Stole My Idea #3"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Xtreme Granola!!\" src=\"http:\/\/www.zeromachine.com\/archives\/xtreme.JPG\" width=\"246\" height=\"145\" border=\"0\" align=left \/>  Turns out there is a <b>real<\/b> show called &#8220;EX-treme Dating,&#8221; which isn&#8217;t exactly the spelling we used, but it still cracks me up&#8230; I was worried for a second but it sounds like it&#8217;s every bit as bad as our hypothetical show.  Although I haven&#8217;t heard of the girl having to date a sodomy clown.<\/p>\n<p \/>\nPlus, as you can see, it looks like there is yet another &#8220;Xtreme&#8221; product out there- although this is not so bad, because<\/p>\n<ol>\n<li>how obvious is &#8220;Xtreme&#8221; anyway<\/li>\n<li>When we used the phrase Xtreme it was supposed to be stupid&#8230; which looks to be pretty accurate thus far!<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<p>On the way to Burning Man; I was in a terrifically bad mood from herding flakes for the last 20 hours and we pulled up next to some frat guys wearing no shirts and wrap-around sunglasses.  I said &#8220;fuck you lookin at, ya X-Games motha fucka?&#8221;  or something like that&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Turns out there is a real show called &#8220;EX-treme Dating,&#8221; which isn&#8217;t exactly the spelling we used, but it still cracks me up&#8230; I was worried for a second but it sounds like it&#8217;s every bit as bad as our hypothetical show. Although I haven&#8217;t heard of the girl having to date a sodomy clown. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4729","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-looky"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4729","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4729"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4729\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4729"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4729"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4729"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}