{"id":4470,"date":"2003-08-25T14:00:29","date_gmt":"2003-08-25T22:00:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/blog\/2003\/08\/25\/4470\/"},"modified":"2003-08-25T14:00:29","modified_gmt":"2003-08-25T22:00:29","slug":"moment-of-zen-5","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/?p=4470","title":{"rendered":"Moment of Zen #5"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>SHAC: hey.. smell your hands<br \/>\nSHAC: do they smell like perfume?<br \/>\nBRIAN: no<br \/>\nSHAC: no? mine smell like i jus came from a strip club<br \/>\nBRIAN: woah <br \/>\nBRIAN: well I can be your alibi<br \/>\nSHAC: you can be my body guard and i can be your long lost pal<br \/>\nBRIAN: damn why was I just thinking of that<br \/>\nSHAC: cuz yer a jedi?<br \/>\nBRIAN: must be the inhernent meter of &#8220;I can be your alibi&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>SHAC: hey.. smell your hands SHAC: do they smell like perfume? BRIAN: no SHAC: no? mine smell like i jus came from a strip club BRIAN: woah BRIAN: well I can be your alibi SHAC: you can be my body guard and i can be your long lost pal BRIAN: damn why was I just [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4470","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-looky"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4470","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4470"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4470\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4470"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4470"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4470"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}