{"id":4434,"date":"2003-08-18T17:38:24","date_gmt":"2003-08-19T01:38:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/blog\/2003\/08\/18\/4434\/"},"modified":"2003-08-18T17:38:24","modified_gmt":"2003-08-19T01:38:24","slug":"sucks-to-be-you-3","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/?p=4434","title":{"rendered":"Sucks To Be You #3"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>BRIAN:  I&#8217;ve invented a product for companies like yours<br \/>\nBRIAN:  the &#8220;cube potty&#8221;<br \/>\nBRIAN:  it removes the last remaining excuse for your developers<br \/>\nBRIAN:  to leave their computers<br \/>\nMOTORCYCLE APE: smoking<br \/>\nBRIAN:  uh oh<br \/>\nMOTORCYCLE APE:  it is amazing how much of our company smokes<br \/>\nBRIAN:  I think you&#8217;ve just spawned an add-on to CubePotty(tm)<\/p>\n<p \/>TEST MARKETING THE CUBEPOTTY:<\/p>\n<p \/>\nSHACOLBY: that shud be changed to p1 blocker<br \/>\nBRIAN: heh heh<br \/>\nSHACOLBY: i will fix it for you<br \/>\nBRIAN: &#8220;ok everyone STOP whatever it is you think you&#8217;re doing and fix this immediately&#8221;<br \/>\nSHACOLBY: that is.. change the posting so it looks like you submit as p1 blocker&#8221;<br \/>\nBRIAN: I can just change it your know<br \/>\nSHACOLBY: &#8220;You.. heading for the bathroom.. no, not untill this bug is fixed&#8221;<br \/>\nBRIAN: use your cube potty!<br \/>\nSHACOLBY: all you guys need bed pans<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>BRIAN: I&#8217;ve invented a product for companies like yours BRIAN: the &#8220;cube potty&#8221; BRIAN: it removes the last remaining excuse for your developers BRIAN: to leave their computers MOTORCYCLE APE: smoking BRIAN: uh oh MOTORCYCLE APE: it is amazing how much of our company smokes BRIAN: I think you&#8217;ve just spawned an add-on to CubePotty(tm) [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4434","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-looky"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4434","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4434"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4434\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4434"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4434"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4434"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}