{"id":4430,"date":"2003-08-18T14:30:21","date_gmt":"2003-08-18T22:30:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/blog\/2003\/08\/18\/4430\/"},"modified":"2003-08-18T14:30:21","modified_gmt":"2003-08-18T22:30:21","slug":"moment-of-zen-4","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/?p=4430","title":{"rendered":"Moment of Zen #4"},"content":{"rendered":"<table align=left border=0 cellpadding=8>\n<tr>\n<td><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Giant Flaming Hello Kitty\" src=\"http:\/\/www.zeromachine.com\/archives\/11fire340.jpg\" width=\"170\" height=\"261\" border=\"0\" \/><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n<p>BRIAN: have you seen this?  It will NOT be at my wedding<br \/>\nKAZUE: I haven&#8217;t what the hell is that?<br \/>\nBRIAN: it&#8217;s Hello Kitty!<br \/>\nKAZUE: japanese are crazy<br clear=\"left\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>BRIAN: have you seen this? It will NOT be at my wedding KAZUE: I haven&#8217;t what the hell is that? BRIAN: it&#8217;s Hello Kitty! KAZUE: japanese are crazy<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4430","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-looky"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4430","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4430"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4430\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4430"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4430"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4430"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}