{"id":4422,"date":"2003-08-15T11:05:19","date_gmt":"2003-08-15T19:05:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/blog\/2003\/08\/15\/4422\/"},"modified":"2003-08-15T11:05:19","modified_gmt":"2003-08-15T19:05:19","slug":"noyou-heva-teh-porblem","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/?p=4422","title":{"rendered":"NoYOU Heva teh Porblem"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>What does it look like when you touch-type drunk?<\/p>\n<p \/>\n<p>SOBER: I found that reality show on tape- the one danh used to talk about where the naked guy is kept prisoner until he gets a million yen in mail prizes<br \/>\nBLASTED: dont&#8217; give me shit you leeeeeetle bitch<br \/>\nBLASTED: hjszg ox zsdxo,d<br \/>\nBLASTED: ghzg ix zsdo0xm,d<br \/>\nBLASTED: ghzg ix zsdomxd<br \/>\nBLASTED: ghzg <br \/>\nBLASTED: hat<br \/>\nSOBER: damn G you&#8217;re fully unhinged <br \/>\nBLASTED: that is zsedomxed<br \/>\nBLASTED: that is aweomse!<br \/>\nSOBER: git on up!  hat!~<br \/>\nBLASTED: i will type until it comes out right!<br \/>\nSOBER: ooooh you were touch-typing<br \/>\nBLASTED: yesh<br \/>\nBLASTED: fuck some nbitches<br \/>\nBLASTED: fuck em!<br \/>\nSOBER: funny<br \/>\nBLASTED: span that ass!<br \/>\nBLASTED: spank<br \/>\nSOBER: fuck em in the ear!~<br \/>\nBLASTED: back that sas up!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>What does it look like when you touch-type drunk? SOBER: I found that reality show on tape- the one danh used to talk about where the naked guy is kept prisoner until he gets a million yen in mail prizes BLASTED: dont&#8217; give me shit you leeeeeetle bitch BLASTED: hjszg ox zsdxo,d BLASTED: ghzg ix [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4422","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-looky"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4422","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4422"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4422\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4422"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4422"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4422"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}