{"id":4419,"date":"2003-08-14T10:49:40","date_gmt":"2003-08-14T18:49:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/blog\/2003\/08\/14\/4419\/"},"modified":"2003-08-14T10:49:40","modified_gmt":"2003-08-14T18:49:40","slug":"i-think-i-have-pms","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/?p=4419","title":{"rendered":"I Think I Have PMS"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>BRIAN: I&#8217;m sore all over and really fuckin tired<br \/>\nBRIAN: I want to go back to bed<br \/>\nSHAC: bah thats me every morning<br \/>\nBRIAN: you have the flu every morning?<br \/>\nSHAC: i guess<br \/>\nSHAC: im sore all over and tired<br \/>\nBRIAN: do you feel like peeing out of your ass?<br \/>\nSHAC: have you been taking estrogen?<br \/>\nBRIAN: you think it&#8217;s PMS?<br \/>\nSHAC: yeh<br \/>\nBRIAN: you may have something there<br \/>\nSHAC: if you start yelling at me for no reason&#8230; definitely pms<br \/>\nSHAC: let me know when everything is my fault<br \/>\nBRIAN: FUCK YOU!  YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID!<br \/>\nLIL DY: that aint right<br \/>\nLIL DY: tell him it is always his fault just cause<br \/>\nLIL DY: and he has now made you cry cause he is so insentive<br \/>\nLIL DY: then it will be PMS<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>BRIAN: I&#8217;m sore all over and really fuckin tired BRIAN: I want to go back to bed SHAC: bah thats me every morning BRIAN: you have the flu every morning? SHAC: i guess SHAC: im sore all over and tired BRIAN: do you feel like peeing out of your ass? SHAC: have you been taking [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4419","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-looky"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4419","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4419"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4419\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4419"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4419"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4419"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}