{"id":4400,"date":"2003-08-08T14:16:49","date_gmt":"2003-08-08T22:16:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/blog\/2003\/08\/08\/4400\/"},"modified":"2003-08-08T14:16:49","modified_gmt":"2003-08-08T22:16:49","slug":"day-in-the-life","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/?p=4400","title":{"rendered":"Day In The Life"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>JEFF: Brian, this one line needs to be different.  And I don&#8217;t know how.<br \/>\nBRIAN:  Karl, Jeff says this needs to be different.<br \/>\nKARL:  No it doesn&#8217;t!  Why are you picking on me!  You are stupid!<br \/>\nBRIAN:  Karl, please change this now.<br \/>\nKARL:  No!  It&#8217;s Jeff&#8217;s fault!  Or Yoni!  Do it to Yoni!<br \/>\nBRIAN:  Jeff, Karl says this is your deal.  What is he talking about.<br \/>\nJEFF:  I dunno.  Make it go.  Make it go fast.<br \/>\nBRIAN:  Yoni.  Please for the love of all things holy make this go away.<br \/>\nYoni:  This is so easy.  Why are you asking me to fix this?<br \/>\nBRIAN:  Just do it please.<br \/>\nYONI:  But why?  It is so simple.<br \/>\nBRIAN:  Because it is your job to fix it?<br \/>\nYONI:  Ok. I will fix it.<br \/>\nBRIAN: I need to lie down now.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>JEFF: Brian, this one line needs to be different. And I don&#8217;t know how. BRIAN: Karl, Jeff says this needs to be different. KARL: No it doesn&#8217;t! Why are you picking on me! You are stupid! BRIAN: Karl, please change this now. KARL: No! It&#8217;s Jeff&#8217;s fault! Or Yoni! Do it to Yoni! BRIAN: Jeff, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4400","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-looky"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4400","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4400"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4400\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4400"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4400"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4400"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}