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	<description>Destruction.  Terr'r.  Mayhem.  And movies.</description>
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		<title>Old School Fan</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 22 Aug 2008 04:26:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[DIANE: Hey come here and check out Hannah Montana!
BRAIN:  No way.
DIANE: The Electric Mayhem is on!
BRIAN:  What?!
BRIAN: *watches Miley Cyrus front the Electric Mayhem*
BRIAN: Man, you guys used to be a funk band.  What is this pop bullshit?!  Buncha sellouts.
I WAS INTO THESE GUYS BEFORE ANYBODY MAN
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>DIANE: Hey come here and check out Hannah Montana!<br />
BRAIN:  No way.<br />
DIANE: The Electric Mayhem is on!<br />
BRIAN:  What?!<br />
BRIAN: *watches Miley Cyrus front the Electric Mayhem*<br />
BRIAN: Man, you guys used to be a funk band.  What is this pop bullshit?!  Buncha sellouts.</p>
<p>I WAS INTO THESE GUYS BEFORE ANYBODY MAN</p>
<p>Seriously, does that drumbeat sound like something Animal would play?  Maybe he got into rehab or something.  Burn out or sell out!</p>
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		<title>Neung Phak @ Cafe du Nord</title>
		<link>http://www.ikillspies.com/blog/2008/08/07/5895/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 07 Aug 2008 18:56:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Last night I saw NEUNG PHAK at Cafe du Nord &#8212; a bunch of white dudes from Oakland ( who play &#8220;classic&#8221; Southeast Asian pop music (like from the late 1960s and early 1970s).  One of these guys was in Negativland.  They were great, as always.
The &#8220;Thai Molam Band&#8221; from the Berkeley Thai [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Last night I saw NEUNG PHAK at Cafe du Nord &#8212; a bunch of white dudes from Oakland ( who play &#8220;classic&#8221; Southeast Asian pop music (like from the late 1960s and early 1970s).  One of these guys was in Negativland.  They were great, as always.</p>
<p>The &#8220;Thai Molam Band&#8221; from the Berkeley Thai Community Center was there playing a bunch of unidentifiable instruments.</p>
<p>Also playing was <a href="http://www.sublimefrequencies.com/item.asp?Item_id=43&#038;t=Sumatran-Folk-Cinema-">Sumatran Folk Cinema</a>, a short movie focussing on pop music in Sumatra.  Pretty cool.	</p>
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<p>There was also a short film called &#8220;The Golden Voice&#8221; which was about the final years of Cambodian pop star Ros Serey Sothea, who was killed by the Khmer Rouge.  Kinda depressing!</p>
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		<title>Story Time</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 06 Aug 2008 02:00:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[BG: I once got a friend an inflatable goat for his birthday.
BG: I wasn&#8217;t there, so I told many of our mutual friends to watch him open it,
BG: and for them to force him to open it in front of everyone. 
BRAIN: Heh heh. 
BG: He later told me that &#8220;he thought he&#8217;d show me&#8221; [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>BG: I once got a friend an inflatable goat for his birthday.<br />
BG: I wasn&#8217;t there, so I told many of our mutual friends to watch him open it,<br />
BG: and for them to force him to open it in front of everyone. </p>
<p>BRAIN: Heh heh. </p>
<p>BG: He later told me that &#8220;he thought he&#8217;d show me&#8221; by actually &#8230;<br />
BG:  inflating and copulating with said inflatable goat. </p>
<p>BG: But then he felt dirty, and wanted to throw it away.<br />
BG: But he couldn&#8217;t just throw it away, because it was inflated.<br />
BG: And he couldn&#8217;t deflate it because it was nasty. </p>
<p>BG: So he took out his knife and slashed its throat. </p>
<p>BG: And there it was, he fucked it, slashed its throat, and put it in the dumpster. </p>
<p>BG: For obvious reasons, I didn&#8217;t introduce him to my cousin when he asked.</p>
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		<title>Rocky at Shoreline</title>
		<link>http://www.ikillspies.com/blog/2008/08/02/5894/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 02 Aug 2008 18:25:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Bawdy Caste did a special showing of the Rocky Horror Picture Show on Friday at Shoreline Century Cinema (not Shoreline Amphitheater!), which is weird because that theater is a muliplex that never shows Rocky.  No one knows why they decided to show Rocky suddenly.  Also no one knows why they decided to show [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.bawdycaste.org/">Bawdy Caste</a> did a special showing of the Rocky Horror Picture Show on Friday at Shoreline Century Cinema (not Shoreline Amphitheater!), which is weird because that theater is a muliplex that never shows Rocky.  No one knows why they decided to show Rocky suddenly.  Also no one knows why they decided to show it at 10pm.</p>
<p>Because they obviously didn&#8217;t have a home cast, Bawdy Caste stepped in and was a &#8220;guest cast.&#8221;  I helped a little with costume changes.</p>
<p>I was thinking it would be cool to have the crew dress as <i><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kuroko">kuroko</a></i>, those guys in kabuki who change the sets, who wear all black with a black bag over their head so they are &#8220;invisible.&#8221;</p>
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		<title>Conservatives are the Problem</title>
		<link>http://www.ikillspies.com/blog/2008/07/30/5892/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 30 Jul 2008 20:07:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[
Bill O&#8217;Reilly, Michael Savage, Sean Hannity on accused shooter&#8217;s reading list
Overcompensating: The Media

This dude shot up a church in the name of fighting &#8220;Liberals.&#8221;  He shot a bunch of people.
Adkisson is accused of killing two people and injuring seven others. He is charged with first-degree murder in the death of Greg McKendry, 60. Also [...]]]></description>
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<li><a href="http://www.knoxnews.com/news/2008/jul/28/church-shooting-police-find-manifesto-suspects-car/">Bill O&#8217;Reilly, Michael Savage, Sean Hannity on accused shooter&#8217;s reading list</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.overcompensating.com/posts/20080729.html">Overcompensating: The Media</a></li>
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<p>This dude shot up a church in the name of fighting &#8220;Liberals.&#8221;  He shot a bunch of people.</p>
<blockquote><p>Adkisson is accused of killing two people and injuring seven others. He is charged with first-degree murder in the death of Greg McKendry, 60. Also killed in the shooting was Linda Kraeger, 61, who was visiting the church from Westside Unitarian Universalist Church.</p>
<p>Injured were Joe Barnhart, 76, and Jack Barnhart, 69, who are brothers; Betty Barnhart, 71; Linda Chavez, 41; John Worth Jr., 68; Tammy Sommers, 38; and Allison Lee, 42. Jack and Joe Barnhart are brothers, and Jack and Betty Barnhart are married.</p></blockquote>
<p>It&#8217;s time to recognize that these so-called Conservative writers are just sponsoring fear and hate.  It is unacceptable.  They are unworthy of &#8220;debate,&#8221; the entire notion of &#8220;balanced&#8221; news or coverage is flawed.</p>
<p>They have a right to express themselves, but they don&#8217;t have a right to your time.  If someone insisted we were all made of raspberry jam and there is a conspiracy of goldfish trying to control our brains, would you give them air time?  No.</p>
<p>Just stop listening.</p>
<p>Write down all the commercials that appear during material from these hatemongers.  Stop buying those products; intentionally buy a competitor.  Send an email or letter to the station and the sponsors to tell them what you&#8217;ve done.  We can consume our way out of this problem.</p>
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		<title>New Trend</title>
		<link>http://www.ikillspies.com/blog/2008/07/29/5891/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 30 Jul 2008 05:55:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Am I missing something?  Is it really fashionable to kill female members of the military?  What is going on here?

Spc. Megan Lynn Touma
2nd Lt. Holley Wimunc
Lance Cpl. Maria Lauterbach

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Am I missing something?  Is it really fashionable to kill female members of the military?  What is going on here?</p>
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<li>Spc. Megan Lynn Touma</li>
<li>2nd Lt. Holley Wimunc</li>
<li>Lance Cpl. Maria Lauterbach</li>
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		<title>Today at work</title>
		<link>http://www.ikillspies.com/blog/2008/07/15/5890/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 16 Jul 2008 00:51:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[CTO: I need to talk to you!
BRAIN: Ut oh&#8230;
CTO: Why aren&#8217;t we finished with the R47 project?!
BRAIN: We are finished with the R47 project.
CTO: Oh.  Uh&#8230;  okay never mind.
BRIAN: Bye.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>CTO: I need to talk to you!<br />
BRAIN: Ut oh&#8230;<br />
CTO: Why aren&#8217;t we finished with the R47 project?!<br />
BRAIN: We <b>are</b> finished with the R47 project.<br />
CTO: Oh.  Uh&#8230;  okay never mind.<br />
BRIAN: Bye.</p>
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		<title>Trig Test</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 16 Jul 2008 00:37:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[OJ: what is sin of 0?
BRAIN: 0
BRAIN: er no
BRAIN: that&#8217;s cos(0)
OJ: oh oops
BRAIN: it&#8217;s 1
BRAIN: sin(0) = 1
OJ: math is hard
BRAIN: ha
BRAIN: UNIT CIRCLE I CHOOSE YOU
BRAIN: I got this backwards
BRAIN: hey looky google does it
BRAIN: cos(0) = 1
OJ: lol
OJ: yay google
BRAIN: ok we suck
What messes me up is the shorthand of the unit circle [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>OJ: what is sin of 0?<br />
BRAIN: 0<br />
BRAIN: er no<br />
BRAIN: that&#8217;s cos(0)<br />
OJ: oh oops<br />
BRAIN: it&#8217;s 1<br />
BRAIN: sin(0) = 1<br />
OJ: math is hard<br />
BRAIN: ha<br />
BRAIN: UNIT CIRCLE I CHOOSE YOU<br />
BRAIN: I got this backwards<br />
BRAIN: hey looky google does it<br />
BRAIN: cos(0) = 1<br />
OJ: lol<br />
OJ: yay google<br />
BRAIN: ok we suck</p>
<p>What messes me up is the shorthand of the unit circle sine being the y and cosine being the x&#8230; somehow about half the time I mix those up&#8230; sowwy.  If I had been less lazy and actually thought about it for half a second I would have gotten it right.</p>
<p>So I guess don&#8217;t ask me to design bridges for you.</p>
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		<title>Vertical Farm</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Jul 2008 15:16:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Take that naysayers!
Farms in the sky gain new interest
in other news looks like I need to come up with more zany futurism ideas since people seem to be implementing mine already.
Okay so mine was a vertical sustainable forest.  But this is pretty similar!
How else are all the people in the arco going to eat?
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Take that naysayers!<br />
<a href="http://www.iht.com/articles/2008/07/15/healthscience/15farm.php">Farms in the sky gain new interest</a></p>
<p>in other news looks like I need to come up with more zany futurism ideas since people seem to be implementing mine already.</p>
<p>Okay so mine was a vertical sustainable forest.  But this is pretty similar!</p>
<p>How else are all the people in the arco going to eat?</p>
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		<title>8-track tape</title>
		<link>http://www.ikillspies.com/blog/2008/07/14/5887/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Jul 2008 05:53:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[8-track tape is very weird.  
The tape is &#8220;endless&#8221;&#8211; it spools around a single reel, and unrolls from the center of the reel.  Kinda crazy.  A side effect of this is you cannot rewind the tape.  There&#8217;s a fast-forward, but no rewind.  Since the tape is circular, you don&#8217;t have [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>8-track tape is very weird.  </p>
<p>The tape is &#8220;endless&#8221;&#8211; it spools around a single reel, and unrolls from the center of the reel.  Kinda crazy.  A side effect of this is you cannot rewind the tape.  There&#8217;s a fast-forward, but no rewind.  Since the tape is circular, you don&#8217;t have to wait for the tape to rewind; once the last song on your track is over, you will already be back at the beginning.</p>
<p>There are 4 (stereo) tracks on a single tape.  Each track is considered a &#8220;program,&#8221; and all 4 programs are playing simultaneously, sort of like having 4 radio stations playing at the same time.  Since there is no rewind&#8230; if your favorite song on Track 3 is in the same place as your favorite song on Track 4, you&#8217;re going to have to do a low of fast-forwarding.  My deck has a &#8220;program&#8221; button on it which switches between tracks/programs.</p>
<p>A &#8220;Repeat&#8221; button makes the track play over again instead of going to the next track.</p>
<p>There is no &#8220;stop&#8221; button, nor a &#8220;play&#8221; button.  The closest you get is a &#8220;pause&#8221; button.  The way you start playing a tape is you shove the tape in.  The way you stop playing a tape is you yank it out of the player.</p>
<p>So I asked my friend Steve<br />
BRAIN: how do you know where you are in a program?<br />
STEVE: You don&#8217;t.  You just wait for the song you want to play again.  8-Track is sort of based on you knowing the songs on your tape already.<br />
BRAIN: This sucks!</p>
<p>I&#8217;m listening to a tape my grandparents used to listen to.</p>
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